Thursday, August 28, 2003
Holiday Inn Throws in the Towel
"About the towels, we forgive you."
Holiday Inn has declared today, August 28th, 2003, "Towel Amnesty Day".
That's good news for any and all of you who have ever borrowed, stolen, annexed, appropriated, cabbaged, filched, heisted, hooked, lifted, nabbed, pilfered, pocketed, ripped off, swiped, or otherwise illegally carried off one of the well-recognized, trademark scripted towels.
Now, doesn't it feel good to be forgiven?
"Blessed are those whose lawless deeds are forgiven, and whose sins are covered."
-- Romans 4:7
// posted by theChurchGuy @ 8/28/2003
